- Your baby's dressed in an adorable outfit while you forget to even wear pants... and if on the off-chance you remember to put pants on, they are covered in pee, poop, and milk.
- You cry when you inevitably drop that ounce of milk you just spent an hour pumping on the floor and it spills everywhere (you also tear up when it takes your infant approximately 22 seconds to drink the 2 ounces of milk that it took you an entire day to collect!)
- It takes you at least three days to plan and prepare to sweep the bathroom floor
- The word "multitasking" has taken on a completely new meaning... You constantly surprise yourself what you can now accomplish with one hand.
- Getting dressed in the morning often involves putting on pj's... at least they're clean though... sometimes...
- You are unnaturally interested in poop and puke.
- You're getting ready for bed when you realize you haven't eaten anything but granola bars all day long.
- You do laundry every day.
- Most days, you can't even remember your name
- You love a tiny, squirming, pooping, spitting-up, and screaming creature more than you could ever imagine and are willing to forgo every shower/ hot meal/ minute to yourself forever just to take of that little baby.
Fighting Forgiveness
4 years ago
1 comments:
Love it! It is so true.
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